Two thousand and six, they were the best of times, they were the worst or times... Empires fell, cities crumbled, but through it all, love conquered. Unless something miraculous happens, the 2006 racing season is over for Paladin Rally. This is not a sad time, rather it is a time for reflection. At the end of every racing season, while you heal your wounds, and regrease your universals, you should also take a moment to think of what went badly, and what could have been better. Most importantly however, one should not fall into the dreadful folly of writing bizarre commentaries that are comedic in a sad, ill way.
Top 10 Paladin Rally Things To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving!
10. This constantly improving website! Thanks QuantumWorx!
9. RalliSpec. I’m a big fan of top spec motors.
8. Criminal Minds and Shark. I’ve found I like TV again.
7. Tungsten, first in my darts, then in my TIG, finally in my heart. Tungsten, is there anything you can’t do?
6. The X Games. It was pretty cool.
5. Back 2 back North American Championship Wins
4. Wigs and Hotpants. If you don’t believe me, there is this one Kylie video, that will change your mind.
3. Seatbelts.
2. Family
1. Wigs and Hotpants.
There it is. If you were expecting more, you’ve been misled. I’ll revisit this article tomorrow, and hopefully improve it. A drunk person could have written this better, but a sober one could have too. I’ll definitely run 'er through spellcheck. I’m also planning on making a gallery of rebuild pictures on Eve, DPii, and believe it or not Kylie is being rebuild for the 3rd time, now with an H6. WTF? True, true. Well, I’m laughing, I hope you are too. Happy end of season! |
