BackSeat
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Boy and his Maverick - 2006/08/25 10:21
There once was a brother named Blitzen.
Whom drived the family car like it was stolen.
One day ,his now dead friend,
said "let's see who is faster:
the old-part-grayhound or the Maverick?"
They exhaled their smoke.
Dumped out the bongs
Fed the toothy fish.
Stuffed the sister in the back seat.
That day they ran the blue Maverick
down a long dirt run.
The dirt ruts were deep.
The median high.
The tree branches were slapping by.
Who won?
The Dog or the Blitzen?
Ask Blitzen.
Later, one year,
Through a sleapy blear,
who won,
The car, The Blitzen or The evergreen tree?
Ask Blitzen.
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Gary
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Re:Boy and his Maverick - 2006/08/28 14:34
Sus' what up? Its been a very very long time. Are you still up in Reno? Are you going to be there in Dec. Look forward to see you when Ole races,
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Backseat
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Re:Boy and his Maverick - 2006/08/31 08:49
But Fred, the dog, the fish, and the car wrote the story right? Guess, What do they all have in common?
Suz is no where.
There once was a sister left at the Ferry.
She sat hours and hours to go home.
She finally bummed a dime to phone.
They said we are sending a stranger named Gary.
"who" said she? "you know, Gary, "
She thought,"who?"
"you know, maynard"
She thought "who?"
The dude arrived, but his car was barely alive.
He said: I'll crawl under the car, the transmission is broken"
Said he from between the front and rear wheels
"when I say now, step on the gas and put the car in drive"
Said she "If I do that then you won't be alive"
Then he would have much in common with
Fred,
Fish
Dog
Car
Perhaps this was written by said sister, on whim while bored in front of a monitor cluster.
No, she isn't the stock room duster.
The Cluster was theirs, the idiocy, vanity, and greed the focus of their lives.
But it could just be that the eldest, aka The Outhouse Poet
Wrote the post, the poem, the reply, from the ether in which
St. Clarence the Idiot,
Fred
Fish
Dog
Car
are all in it and composing poetry for amusement.
Who won the race, the car or the driver? ask the chicken blitzen sitting to your right.
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Re:Boy and his Maverick - 2006/08/31 09:14
I'm afraid your editorial spelling ( )
is much slower than
your rally competitor felling.
At least Blitzen is still Norge
for those to guess
that Blitzen is, if with a patronymic you guess:
"Farmer Oleson's" half Norge son.
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Maynard
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Re:Boy and his Maverick - 2006/08/31 23:42
backseat wrote:
I'm afraid your editorial spelling ()
is much slower than
your rally competitor felling.
At least Blitzen is still Norge
for those to guess
that Blitzen is, if with a patronymic you guess:
"Farmer Oleson's" half Norge son.
What the hell?  You hacked the site, It's Bill!! Kill Bill 2006. Kill the fish and chicken and eat it. Crash the car with the dog and blitzen in it. Tell the nearly-eldest out house toilet bowl toungue cleaning poet to just flee it! Thank you Bill for your tall tales of mordor & kings & hobbits.
I loved that old beasty primer-grey Chevelle, did 141 mph one night and week later the timing belt shattered.. The rearend went out and had to replace own my own let it fall down a ravine, I hope the neighbor finally found it.
Maynard has left the building!!!
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Re:Boy and his Maverick - 2006/09/01 00:18
Maynard wrote:
backseat wrote:
I'm afraid your editorial spelling ()
is much slower than
your rally competitor felling.
At least Blitzen is still Norge
for those to guess
that Blitzen is, if with a patronymic you guess:
"Farmer Oleson's" half Norge son.
What the hell? You hacked the site, It's Bill!! Kill Bill 2006. Kill the fish and chicken and eat it. Crash the car with the dog and blitzen in it. Tell the nearly-eldest out house toilet bowl toungue cleaning poet to just flee it! Thank you Bill for your tall tales of mordor & kings & hobbits.
I loved that old beasty primer-grey Chevelle, did 141 mph one night and week later the timing belt shattered.. The rearend went out and had to replace own my own let it fall down a ravine, I hope the neighbor finally found it.
Maynard has left the building!!!
Wanna race your cuda in a tree with my old beat up bucket chevelle?
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backseat
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Re:Boy and his Maverick - 2006/09/01 07:15
LOL 
The car, it was primer gray.
Maynard - he was going to paint it anyday.
I wondered what would happen to that car one day.
Bill is a shrill, shill, dung eating "Sikes" (movie reference)
The stolen blue 'cuda - my 75, 78, or 84 chevys could beat anyday.
Yes, even the piece-meal 78 could beat the stolen blue 'cuda either way.
I'm neither the eldest, nearly eldest, nor "farmer Oleson's" son.
I was planned third, but instead they got the son.
You guessed right in the first place.
I've just been here to play.
The name, preceeding the middle which is neither Fay nor May
Is en Francais.
Cars are a family thing
we all love a good vroom and zoom.
the collective cars could have been
a racing team, along with Paladin.
This site is tight,
well managed, and right.
I'm gone, won't be writing more on this site.
Thanks to the replier, (the host, and to the driver)
Maynard just made me laugh until
the mouse ran across the three lights...
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